June 2010
6 posts
Oh I just love
afunnykindofreality:
iwillbefearless:
Sitting there listening to my family talk about how its so gross that two men adopted a baby. Saying that shouldn’t be allowed, they shouldn’t even be allowed to get married.
Hmm. Fuck you? Open your fucking minds. Anyone who has asked why I don’t open about myself to my mom, that’s why.
two gay men are most likely 50 times better than most hetero...
DJ-MK: Stay Out And Get Out →
Honestly… As soon as I fucking get up this morning, before I can even get out of bed, my mother comes in and starts yell at me… She starts to yell that that excuse for a dad is probably gonna be moving back in and maybe even that fucked up little son of his if that bastard can’t find a god damn…
tell that bitch to stop being racist to you, just cuz she has an asian son doesn’t...
i met a girl named annie, she had a very pretty...
holy shit, boiled frogs . . . acoustic, i puked,... →
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
53 posts
LOLOLOLOLOLOL the millionaires make me smile.
afunnykindofreality:
Friday night it’s time to party, Drop it down and get real naughty. Girls talk shit we don’t care, We’ll take off our underwear!
BANG BANG TAKE A SHOT, LOVE ME NOW, LOVE ME NOT. FIGHT FIGHT “YAY WERE HOT!” ONE MORE KISS YOU’LL HIT THE SPOT!
ohmygod, they have to be the worst musically challenged ‘band’ evarrrr
I believe in nothing . .
not the end and not the start
not the earth and not the stars
not the day and not the dark
i believe in nothing but the beating of our hearts
Robot Unicorn Attack. →
appletrick:
Seriously..
that song, is un real
ouch :l
Hey guys, it's not 420 anymore.
(via appletrick)
4 20 is also international enjoy jellybeans day . . so no more jelly beans?
Everyday i wake up on the grind
and it’s true, i just wanna grind with you
by the time you can read a girl like a book, your...
i can't even sell my soul, cuz it just ain't worth...
Pedal Manufacturers
hunterdevolin:
Boss
Electro Harmonix
Digitech
MXR
Dunlop
BBE
Barber
Even Tide
Fulltone
Ibanez
Keeley
Line 6
Moog
Pro Co
VooDoo Lab
Way Huge
Zvex
Trex
Analogman
Blackout Effectors
Marshall
are you looking for a new one?
generally squeezing into a relatively tight...
I held your hand as we took shelter from the rain
You laughed as we picked out our childrens names
white sparrows,down from heaven and carried her away
“thank you very little”
– guy off caddyshack
I have a new found respect for people who create...
thebycherleychronicles:
quietdownpaulkariyaistalking:
(via thebycherleychronicles)
whhhhhhy
because of the sheer time it takes to cut out all of those little magazine and newspaper letters.
oh, me too
I have a new found respect for people who create...
(via thebycherleychronicles)
whhhhhhy
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
afunnykindofreality:
quietdownpaulkariyaistalking:
afunnykindofreality:
its funny when butch women with lesbian haircuts try to defend themselves, saying “but.. but I’m not a slut!! I didn’t steal your man, we have sometihng special!” uhm no you don’t whore. you poached someone’s boyfriend, your gunna fuck for about two weeks than you’ll fuck around on him, or pee all over his floor.
tiger...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
afunnykindofreality:
its funny when butch women with lesbian haircuts try to defend themselves, saying “but.. but I’m not a slut!! I didn’t steal your man, we have sometihng special!” uhm no you don’t whore. you poached someone’s boyfriend, your gunna fuck for about two weeks than your fuck around on him, or pee all over his floor.
tiger don’t change it’s stripes. slut don’t change how she...
Would You Rather?
thebycherleychronicles:
So of course we all know the world’s toughest would you rather question. It has nothing to do with any sort of disgusting task or traumatizing experience, and it doesn’t leave people with any stories or blackmail that can be used later in life. It is simply such a tough question to answer that everyone is flabbergasted when it is even mentioned. Would you rather be able...
“The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick...”
– Bob Uecker (via rantingofabostonsportsfan) (via randomsox)
sooo true
hands are pretty cool
wtf
foreverandalways:
that’s not what i’m doing this for? making me look like the bad guy isn’t going to make you look good.
but it certainly helps your prospects
If there was a kid Miss America, I could have won....
thebycherleychronicles:
because for every dandelion i wished on as a little girl, i only ever wished for world peace.
legit. i was mature for my age.
LIES
theory: guys /are/ problems.
afunnykindofreality:
(via mariposas)
stf
“No baseball fan has to explain his mania to any other baseball fan. They are a...”
– John K. Hutchens (via randomsox)
i’ve been attempting to explain this my entire life,
i can't believe your whoreface.
afunnykindofreality:
seriously?
i really tried to make it up, i wish you understood
we used to be so fine we used to be so good
dodaloodaloodododalooooo
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
English is pretty cool
foreverandalways:
quietdownpaulkariyaistalking:
foreverandalways:
quietdownpaulkariyaistalking:
English projects are cooler
lying english teachers are unfreakawesominglybelievablest
restarting the english project the night before presentation is pretty coolest
why do you have to do that?
fuck the lyon. god damnit.
you know how the first week mr grass came in and did an oral essay?...
English is pretty cool
foreverandalways:
quietdownpaulkariyaistalking:
English projects are cooler
lying english teachers are unfreakawesominglybelievablest
restarting the english project the night before presentation is pretty coolest
why do you have to do that?
fuck the lyon. god damnit.
you know how the first week mr grass came in and did an oral essay? she was like ya this is one of the options for your...
next time you have a burg, put a fried egg on,...
English is pretty cool
English projects are cooler
lying english teachers are unfreakawesominglybelievablest
restarting the english project the night before presentation is pretty coolest
fuck all these kids calling me fake, just cuz i...
time for some NATTT CHAMP ball :D
conversations
good ones rarely happen, usually just a bunch of trash or “deep” shit, like honestly i had the best conversation of my life last night, and just realizations, a whole shitload, realizations are pretty cool, i’m now realizing what is worth my time and what isn’t, time for a fresh start
Oh, Hey: just another day in hell →
why are you still here? GET THE FUCK OUT. it’s been less than a week and home is already hell with you living here. you think coming into my room bitching about something that you have NO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT isn’t going to get a reaction from me? you’re god damn fucking right i’m going to bitch…
i’m the reason for all misery in my household too!!! Everything would be cool if i was...
